This is you look like when you hit the 140 letter limit
Yeah, I know. Efficienciate is not a word but just play along with me, ‘kay?
(BTW, what do the text say on the picture?)
After much research (peering at three cups of coffee, six aspirin pills and two ants), thought (5mins) and consideration (I flipped a coin), we have decided what are the best FIVE ways to efficienciate your Twitter conversations.
You know how irritating it is when you type and type on Twitter when you suddenly hit the damn 140 character limit and just need that extra 3 characters to finish that word. You cannot just leave it there to sit unfinished! You are an English Nazi, for the Fuhrer’s sake!
Here’s what you can do to cut down word usage and get more mileage out of that miserable 140:
- Create coding system to represent sentences. Like E1 is: “Hi, I’m doing ok. How are you, not so well right? Well, good for you!” You can send different code systems to different people so one person could hear it as: “I lub you” while the other hears it as: “Stop eavesdropping on me you D@%$ #%##$#$3!”
- You can cut up your words. I mean, you all make “thanks” into “thks”, right? Take one step further! Take out all the consonants! I mean, consonants can’t make any sounds on their own right? That makes them useless! So out with them!
- Hijack Twitter servers and change the 140 limit to 1400 limit. Better yet, get a >9000 limit and be awesome.
- Write all your rubbish wordings on a some suitable medium(paper, word document, etc), take a photo/screenshot and upload it on some image host, link it to Twitter and tadah! you can write your damn 2 million page essay and no limits gonna hit you. The sky’s the limit!
- Give up on Twitter. The stress will give cancer.
Disclaimer: This post is completely bogus bull$&@!. Don’t believe it. Its intention is merely to jostle one’s sad sense of dark humour.
Oh… This sucks! I need to think of something to post. That Meiko gallery won’t upload itself! DX
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Can we use Twitter for educational activities?