Fuzzy has recently discussed the state of Kyouran with me and it is with much misery that we realise that no one is capable of running it to a state befit of “a blog” any longer.

Fariz is but long departed from here.

Fuzzy has his university studies to juggle now, especially with the possibility of being a bonded scholar on approach.

Nano is Nano, inefficient and tardy as always (see what I did there)

The rest are GTFO.

Basically, running Kyouran seems hard to continue so it is official that we are approaching the Final Days.

Also, no one will foot the server bills anymore. Nano can’t. Too weaboo poor. Fuzzy can’t. Too scholarly busy.

I guess that’s it?

Now here’s the joke.

It’s all real.

You may start screaming now.

(Or not. See what happens.)

And I couldn’t agree more D:

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I’m sorry I made it sound like I was going to do anime coverage because I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO TOO.

But then Mass Effect 3 happened.

@TheFuzzy: I’LL DO COVERAGE OF THE FIRST 5 EPISODES, WILL THAT WORK ;W;

Also, the Miku Live Party @ Tokyo Dome was great.

And I apologise for all the outrage I caused for portraying BRS in the darkest of your secret fetish fantasies.

It’s like, so meta.

Because if I don't post this, I'm not Nano

Also, does anyone even come here anymore?

Hello if you do.

Sanbei Gaeshi!

White Day has just passed (yesterday), has anyone been offering their gifts of whiteness? (INB4 stupid sexual innuendo commenters who ruin the classy-ness of my post)

Well, I’m at work as off now and hells abound I am locked up like a pigeon in a Peking Roast Duck.

But lo and behold! Here I am.

Which is really sad because that proves that even a prude of a web filter (who blocked even hotmail, much less Twitter) does not recognise KK as a blog/social media site.

Ouch.

Still, I am grateful. But I digress.

Have we talked about White Day before? Sure we haven’t. (Think so)

Basically, White Day is a (highly commercialised) Japanese day (non-holiday day) held on the 14 March. Males who have received any Valentine’s Day Gifts are socially obliged (and more than happy to usually) to return gifts as thanks on this day.

Which is a pain in the ass.

The gift has to be white in nature and some people (Wikipedia) believe that the gift must be THREE TIMES in value of the original Valentine’s Day Gift. As a fellow human, I realise that white things that can be passed as gifts are terribly hard to find, much less white gifts that have to cost 3x a box of chocolates.

“Let’s buy a 3x larger box of white chocos and get it over with.”

…is what almost every guy thinks. Either that or a bottle of suspicion white fluids.

Oh oh! Fun fact, White Day started as a gimmick to get males to buy candies for females who have bought candies for them. Marshmallows for that matter. (COMMERCIAL HOLIDAYS FTW)

SO WHAT, THREE TIMES MARSHMALLOWS IN VALUE? A LORRY OF MARSHMALLOWS OH GOSH.

-scans the wiki on giri-chocos and honmei-choco-

HOSHIT I JUST REALISED I GAVE RATHER EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATE TO MY SENIOR.

AND THAT’S CONSIDERED HONMEI CHOCO.

D:

So how about our dear readers? Do you follow White Day traditions?

(Male readers really should, because artists always draw white day picture of various anime characters wrapped only in ribbons and covered in slick slick white cream.)

Picture for the (yaoi-loving) womenfolk

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Oh, sidetalk a bit. We will…

NOT HAVE PODCASTS DUE TO INABILITY OF MYSELF D;

NOT HAVE MONHUNT POSTS BECAUSE I GAVE UP MH D;

Oh but we will have April’s Fool. Look forward to it.

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Finally, because White Day originated from Japan and the Japanese aren’t in the best of shape to celebrate it, let’s all just pray for them and wish them a better white Day next year.

(Incidentally, disasters bond people like superglue so maybe next year’s White Day will have ultra-turnover :9)

Nano out!

I hope my boss doesn’t catch me.

Long made short, we have two guest writers shot down, I am lying around doing nothing most of the time, Fariz does not come here as often anymore and poor (but rich) Fuzzy is being reduced to girly tears by his (not scanning) scanner.

We need direction! Again!

So, dear readers, please donate generously as if we were wikipedia what would you like to see more of in Kyouran?

1) NSFW images. (None other shall suffice!) How much can you take? Would you like risque content? Of course you do. But how much? Enough to make Fuzzy say, “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT NANO YOU WIN, YOU MAY TURN 50% OF THE SITE INTO SANKAKU’S IMAGE POST REPOSTER OMFGG”?

2) Podcasts? I have no idea. That was an idea Kevinayp from Vocaloidism brought up from the dregs of my mental bin of extraordinary doujins ideas. It may not be top-class but if you ask, we will deliver. And if we podcast, what shall it touch upon?

How to speak English? How to admire figurines? How to save money like Fuzzy? How to NOT save money? Songs? Etc?

3) CAN WE DO MONSTER HUNTER POSTS HERE? PLEASE?

Oh, and because someone stated that it was puzzling why I deign to post such rubbishy (I am devastated) stickman pictures instead of expressing my wonderful England into everyone’s faces, I shall not have pictures in this post.

Thank you.

With Great Bravado and Appreciation,

Nano

P.S. Maybe it’s just me but black words on the brown-black background of Kyouran’s page is just IMPOSSIBLE to read without highlighting. It kind of twists my eyeballs in and out simultaneously.

Comment: Yeah, so shad. Everyone was so happy.

THAT’S ALL FOR DAY 1! WAIT, YOU YELL. WHAT ABOUT THE MIKUCONCERT LAG? I calmly say, what Miku Concert? ;D

INB4 EVERYONE RAEGQUIT

Comment: I’m telling you, I WENT BLIND THERE AND THEN. 3.3

Comment: Really. NO HYPE MANAGED TO INFECT ME. oAo

Comment: Yeah, big shock and terror there. Luckily @Hit_TP was there and told me what happened really.

Oh no, GSC OBVIOUSLY did it intentionally. Later in the OVA the star on BRS’ windbreaker peels off during battle.

Later in the OVA, Black Gold Saw will lose her eyes too, and the figures will be shipped out faceless.

STR loses an arm, and Dead Master loses a horn and wing. The figurines are shipped armless and horn+wingless respectively.

So yeah, Fuzzy is like my Seersman forever. He is so awesome.

: D

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DONE.

Comment: Yeah, so AFAX, very little impact actually. Sorry gais.

THAT’S RIGHT KIDS. I ONLY DREW ONE COMIC.

Nah, I’m staggering them because as a engineer in training, I support the steady flow notion.

MOAR TMR!